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The funnel is an indiscriminate swirling tornado that will toss monsters, trees, items, and you alike. It's not crazed, it's just... exuberant. If left for a while, it dessipates and withers away.
Don't stand near the funnel.
Funnels dry up water, lava and quicksand tiles, flinging away any items placed within(except quicksand). Diagnosis cannot find them. They cannot be harmed through attacks or powers with the sole exception of psionics which kill them instantly.